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♪ (WE GOT THE BEAT PLAYING) ♪
♪ See the people walking down the street ♪
♪ Fall in line just watching all their feet ♪
♪ They don't know where they want to go ♪
♪ They're walking in time ♪
♪ They got the beat ♪
♪ They got the beat, yeah ♪
♪ They got the beat ♪
♪ All the kids just getting out of school ♪
♪ They can't wait to hang out and be cool ♪
♪ Hang around till quarter after 12:00 ♪
♪ That's when they fall in line ♪
♪ They got the beat They got the beat ♪
♪ Kids got the beat, yeah ♪
♪ Kids got the beat ♪
♪ Go-go music really makes us dance ♪
♪ Doing the Pony puts us in a trance ♪
♪ Do the Watusi just give us a chance ♪
♪ That's when we fall in line ♪
♪ 'Cause we got the beat ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ We got the beat, yeah ♪
♪ We got it ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ Everybody, get on your feet ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ We know you can dance to the beat ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
♪ Jump back, get down ♪
♪ 'Round and 'round and 'round ♪
♪ We got the beat ♪
琳达, 就是他, 那个音响店的店员 Linda, there's that guy from the stereo store.
是不是很像李察吉尔? Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
你有没有看到他的屁屁? See his cute little butt?
看到刚才进来的帅哥了吧! You guys, let's talk about that fox that just walked in.
还用你说 We already were.
我现在就过去帮他收桌子 I'm gonna go over there and change the shakers.
等一下, 那区是史黛西的 Cool out. That's Stacy's section.
他那么成熟 He's too old.
史黛西只是个初中生 She's not even in high school yet.
吸烟区请上二楼 Smoking's upstairs to your left.
吸烟区上二楼左转 Smoking's upstairs.
桃莉巴顿分红给你了吗? 雷纳 Rat, is Dolly Parton giving you a percentage of the profit?
两位有什么事吗? What can I do for you, gentlemen?
你有范海伦演唱会的票? You the guy with the Van Halen tickets?
应该有 I could be.
前十排的票一张多少钱? How much for something in the first 10 rows?
一张20块 $20 apiece.
原来只要12块半 Those tickets were only $12.50.
那就不要买 So don't buy them.
其他的黄牛票都卖完了 All the other scalpers are sold out.
黄牛? 你说我卖黄牛票? Scalper? Did you call me a scalper?
小鬼, 我提供售票服务, 当然要收服务费 Listen, gentlemen, I perform a service here, and the service costs money.
你们到底买不买? Do you want the tickets or don't you?
好吧! 两张票 Okay, we'll take them.
我刚才说多少? 25块? All right. What'd I say, $25?
20 $20!
好, 谢了 All right. Thank you.
雷纳, 我一下就赚了16块, 干嘛一脸郁闷的样子? Just made $16, Rats. What's the matter? You look depressed.
我讨厌在电影院打工, 人潮都在购物区对面 I hate working the theater. All the action's on the other side of the mall.
怎么了? How's it going?
你要不要帮他点菜? You want to take his table? Yes.
加油, 他很可爱 Go for it. He's cute.
问他想吃什么, 看着他的眼睛 Just take his order, look him in the eye.
如果他说笑话 If he says anything remotely funny,
就表现出很好笑的样子 laugh like you never heard anything so funny.
要微笑 And smile.
加油 Go for it.
你是辛苦打工, 还是辛苦打混? So, you working hard or hardly working?
你看起来像高中生 You look like you could still be in high school.
我知道, 大家都这么说 I know. Everybody says that.
你几岁? How old are you?
19岁 Nineteen.
你呢 How old are you?
26 Twenty six.
你想我们还可以交朋友吗? Do you think we could still be friends?
要点什么? So what can I get you?
给我一个肉丸三明治 How about a meatball sandwich,
一杯中可... 还有你的电话号码 a medium Coke, and your phone number?
Hi. Hello.
别闹了, 阿布 Get out of here, Bradley.
-戴夫 -阿布, 怎么样 -Dave. -How you doing, Brad?
我很好 Cooking!
大厨师回来了, 我只给客人吃最好的薯条 Daddy's home, boys. I shall serve no fries before their time.
老兄, 该你请客了 This one's on you, dude.
今天谁身上有钱? Who's got the beaucoup dolares today?
一块大圆 Uno dinero.
你呢? 有钱人 What have you got, Mr. Buck Man?
我有一根香烟 I got a cigarette.
我有一"根"五分钱 I got uno "nickelette."
喂, 你们进来的时候, 有穿上衣的 Hey! You guys had shirts on when you came in here.
老兄, 衣服出事了 Something happened to them, man.
少来了, 史考利, 把衣服穿上 Come on, Spicoli, just put the shirts back on.
看到那张牌子没有? You see that sign?
没上衣、没鞋子... 就没的吃 "No shirts. No shoes. No dice."
没错 Right.
看好、记好... Learn it. Know it.
穿好 Live it.
天啊! Whoa.
大厨师说话就是不一样 He's the full hot orator.
琳达, 你看, 他给我一张名片 Linda, did I show you this? He gave me his card.
雷强森, 音响顾问 "Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant."
我们应该把它裱起来, 挂到墙上 Maybe we should get a frame for this and put it up on the wall.
别闹了, 是你说我会在百货公司找到男朋友的 Come on, Linda. You're the one who told me I was gonna get a boyfriend at the mall.
你想他这礼拜会打来吗? Do you think he'll call this week?
你为什么不打给他? Why don't you call him?
我不可以先打 I can't.
谁说不可以 Yes, you can.
男人喜欢女的主动 Guys love that sort of thing.
-真的? -当然 -Really? -Yes!
你还等什么? 史黛西, 你都15岁了 Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're 15 years old.
我13岁就做过了, 没什么, 只是做爱做的事 I did it when I was 13. It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
他是不是很帅? He was hot, wasn't he?
要不是我未婚夫在芝加哥, 我早就去了 If I didn't have a fiancé in Chicago, I'd go for it.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome to Ridgemont.
"我是同性恋"
Will it look okay?
♪ ("AMERICAN GIRL" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Well, she was an American girl ♪
♪ Raised on promises ♪
你知道F10教室在哪吗? Do you know where U.S. history is?
一直走到底再左转 Down the hall and turn left.
♪ She was an American girl ♪
嗨! 阿布 Hi, Bradley.
长大了, 变美了 Grown up. Looking good.
泡妞的一年又开始了 Another year joined at the lips.
嗨! 阿布 Hi, Brad!
丹丹, 我的死忠崇拜者 Denise. I'd make you see God.
Brad!
泡妞飞车来了 Big Cruising Vessel!
Bradley!
谢谢 Thank you.
各位, 再付六次贷款 Six more payments, gentlemen, and this beautiful
这部蓝色四门豪华轿车, 就是我的了 blue, four-door, luxury sedan is all mine!
我有四张第五排的票 I'll give you four tickets in the fifth row
超低价, 只卖你140元 for the low price of $140.
看到那辆车了吗? See that car?
杰佛逊高二踢足球的时候 Some alumni gave Jefferson that car for playing football
某位校友送的 when he was a sophomore.
我帮他选的 Helped him pick it out.
很酷的车 Slick car.
你们知道, 我们很熟的 We go way back, you know.
老查, 兄弟, 最近怎样? Hey, Charles, how you doing, buddy?
车子不错啊! 我的意思是很棒 Car looks great. I mean really terrific.
你真的很会保养车子 You're really keeping it up wonderfully.
别碰我的车 Don't fuck with it.
酷哦! 他就是这样 Shit! That's my man.
Brad?
阿诺, 怎么啦? Arnold! What's happening?
可以跟你说句话吗? Can I talk to you a minute?
当然可以 Sure, man.
我真的很讨厌野马汉堡店 I really hate Bronco Burger.
从他们开始卖炸鸡块起 Ever since they started with the chicken nuggets,
情况就越来越糟 everything went downhill.
不但要炸一大堆油腻的食物 You have to fry all their greasy food,
还要擦亮一整间厨房 and you have to polish things.
偏偏经理又是个痞子 And the manager's an asshole.
我在想... I was just wondering...
阿诺, 你想去全美汉堡店打工 Arnold, do you want to work at All American Burger?
我是想... Yeah, well...
我应该有办法, 让我找阿丹谈谈 I can probably get you in. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
-太棒了 -就这样 -All right. -Okay.
你们有没有听到上课铃? Wait. Did you hear the bell ring?
-什么铃? -我们到了 -What bell? -We're here.
欢迎 Aloha.
我是韩德老师 My name is Mr. Hand.
我只问你们一个问题 I have but one question for you.
你们能不缺席吗? Can you attend my class?
全勤对你们有好处... 你们做不到没关系, 我有办法帮忙 It is for your own good. And if you can't make it, I can make you.
每星期五会考20题的小考 We have a 20 question quiz every Friday.
你们的学期总成绩, 小考的分数占三分之二 Your grade is the average of all your quizzes,
期中考和期末考的分数, 占三分之一 plus the midterm and final which counts for one-third.
听清楚了? Got it?
还有... Also...
上课不准吃东西, 不... 准... 吃... 东... 西 There will be no eating. E-A-T-I-N-G.
绝对禁止在课堂上吃东西 No eating in this class.
你们下课爱干嘛是你们的事 You get used to doing your own business on your own time.
这是我一贯的要求 That's one demand I make.
就像你们不希望我下课以后... Just like you wouldn't want me to come to your house some evening
去你们家讨论美国历史一样, 明白吗? and discuss U.S. history on your time, understand?
明白了, 老师 Yes, sir.
那家伙三年级就开始抽大麻 This guy's been stoned since the third grade.
有事吗? Yes?
我选了这堂课 Yeah, I'm registered in this class.
什么课? What class?
美国历史课 This is U.S. history.
我看到那边摆了地球仪 I see the globe right there.
真的? Really?
我可以进来吗? Hey. May I come in?
哦, 请进 Oh, please.
上课铃响了三次, 可是一个学生都没出现 I get so lonely when I hear that third attendance bell ring
你不知道我有多难过 and all my kids are not here.
对不起, 我迟到了, 新的课表实在很难搞懂 Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this n ew schedule's totally confusing.
我认识他 I know that dude.
史考利... 先生 Mr. Spicoli.
那是我的名字没错 That's the name they gave me.
-你把我的课表撕烂了 -没错 -You're ripping my card. -Yes.
喂, 老先生, 你发神经啊? Hey, bud, what's your problem?
没发神经 No problem at all.
我想你一定知道教务处在哪 I think you know where the front office is.
你混蛋 You dick!
我已经印了这学期的课程表 I have taken the time to print up a complete schedule
上面有小考的时间, 和考试的范围 of class quizzes and the chapters they cover.
拿了就往后传 Please pass them to the desk behind you.
向后传 Back, back, back.
你知不知道, 史考利... Did you hear about this surfer guy
今天早上捅了韩德老师一刀? who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand this morning?
乱讲, 他只是骂他混蛋 Oh, no! He just called him a dick.
混蛋? A dick?
天啊, 事情越传越夸张 Oh, God. People exaggerate so much here.
琳达, 那个女的, 像派特班纳特 Linda, that girl looks just like Pat Benatar.
我知道, 等一下 I know. Wait.
里奇蒙高中有三个女的 There are three girls at Ridgemont
模仿派特班纳特的打扮 who have cultivated the Pat Benatar look.
香奈桑勒 Chanel Semlar,
穿红色紧身裤的玛丽安索尼 Mary Ann Zlotnick in the red tights.
男生会觉得那样, 比较吸引人吗? Do you think guys find that more attractive?
拜托, 你比她们漂亮多了 Stacy, please, give me a break! You are so much prettier!
我知道, 但是你认为, 她们会不会比较有经验? Yeah, I know, but do you think they'd be better in bed?
什么叫比较有经验, 你又在犹豫什么? What do you mean? You either do it or you don't.
不是犹豫, 有些东西我就是不太会 No. There are like variables that I might not be good at.
像是哪些? Like what variables?
像是... 你知道, 口交 Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
那有什么了不起? What's the big deal?
我从来没做过 I never did it.
你从来没帮人口交过? You've never given a blow job?
从来没有? 史黛西, 那有什么, 简单的很 Never? Stace, there's nothing to it. It's so easy.
你们看 Check it out.
放松喉咙的肌肉 Relax your throat muscles.
不能咬, 然后把它塞进去 Don't bite. And slide it in.
再试一次 Try it again.
很好, 慢慢推进去再拉出来 Good. Push it slowly in and out.
-对啦! -好 -You got it. -Okay.
我想问你一件事, 但是你绝对不能笑 Can I ask you something and you promise not to laugh?
问吧! Sure. Okay.
男人高潮的时候, 会射多少出来? When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
大概一夸特 A quart or so.
No, I'm just kidding.
没啦! 骗你的, 继续练习 Just practice.
我才不要去殡仪馆 I'm not going to a morgue.
我会叫我妈帮我请假 I'll get my mom to write a note.
没有人能让我, 跟死人一个房间 Nobody's getting me into a room with a bunch of dead guys.
你一定要去 You have to go.
那是期末考的一部分 It's part of the final.
我听说很恶心 I hear it's really disgusting.
你知道他们怎样吗? 你听过吗? Do you know what they do? Have you heard?
听过什么? What?
尸体是切开的 The bodies are dissected
维格斯老师, 会把里面的器官挖出来拿着 and Mr. Vargas pulls out parts of the dead body and holds them up.
你是说他把手伸进去拿? You mean, he reaches in and pulls this stuff out?
拿胃跟肿瘤之类的东西? Like stomach and tumors or something?
对, 胃、肿瘤、内脏 Yeah, stomach, tumors, entrails.
午安, 各位 Good day, everyone.
我是维格斯老师 My name is Mr. Vargas.
听着, 我今天反应有点迟钝 Look. I'm a little slow today.
因为我现在改喝低因咖啡, 希望你们了解 I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart.
好, 大家注意 All right, now.
"生命的世界" The World of Life.
是我们这学期用的教科书 That is the name of the textbook we will be using.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
看到没? 雷纳, 我要长胡子了 See the mustache coming in, Rat?
只要一按它就会出来 You can almost cross it out.
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
你是个胆小鬼 You are a wuss.
又懦弱又婆婆妈妈 Part wimp and part pussy.
你干嘛说我是胆小鬼? 她就是我喜欢的那一型 What do you mean wuss? This girl is my exact type.
好吧 All right.
你在哪看到她的? Where'd you see her?
上生物课的时候 In my biology class.
你有她的电话号码? Did you get her number?
没有 No.
你知道她的名字? Did you get her name?
还不知道, 太快了 No! No! It's too soon.
才不会太快 It's never too soon, Rat.
女生只要五分钟, 就能决定要跟你发展到什么地步 A girl decides how far she's gonna let you go in the first five minutes.
那我该怎么做? What am I supposed to do?
跑到生物课那个女孩面前, 跟她说... Go up to this strange girl in my biology class
你好, 我想跟你上床? and say, "Hello. I'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me?"
我就会 I would.
我现在就知道, 这次又会像去年夏天一样 I can see it all now. This is gonna be just like the last summer.
你喜欢上照相馆那个女孩 You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat.
你买了40块钱的底片 You bought $40 worth of fucking film,
可是一句话都没跟她说过 and you never even talked to her.
你连照相机都没有 You don't even own a camera.
那你告诉我, 麦克, 我该怎么做? You tell me, Mike. What should I do?
你应该这样做 This is what you do.
从你走进生物教室的那一刻开始 Start from the minute you walk into biology class.
我是说不要用走的进去, 要潇洒的晃进去 I mean, don't just walk in. Move across the room.
而且不要跟她说话 And you don't talk to her.
你要用你的表情, 用你的肢体语言 You use your face. You use your body.
能用的都用上, 我都是这样 Use everything. That's what I do.
我的意思是, 只要我这样放电 I mean, I just send out this vibe
根据我的经验, 女人都会有反应的 and I have personally found that women do respond.
我是说, 事情就会发生 I mean, something happens.
事情当然会发生 Naturally something happens.
你对一狗票的女生放电, 最后总会电到一个 You put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
这就是放电的目的, 和放电的架势 That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
-架势? -对 -The attitude? -Yeah.
你的架势让你 The attitude dictates that you don't care
不会那么在乎她 whether she comes, stays, lays or prays.
不管发生什么, 你还是信心十足 Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping.
你有了信心, 架势自然就出来了 Now, when you got that, then you have the attitude.
晚安, 女儿 Good night, Stacy.
妈, 晚安 Good night, Mom.
♪ ("SOMEBODY'S BABY" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Just look at that girl ♪
♪ With lights coming up in her eyes ♪
♪ She's got to be somebody's baby ♪
♪ She must be somebody's baby ♪
你打扮的很好看 You look beautiful.
谢谢, 你也一样 Thanks. So do you.
你想去哪? Where do you feel like going?
我不知道 I don't know.
去得分球场好不好? How about The Point?
好啊! Okay.
好, 就去得分球场 All right. The Point it is.
♪ She's got to be somebody's baby ♪
♪ She's so fine ♪
♪ She's probably somebody's only light ♪
♪ Gonna shine tonight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight ♪
♪ She's gonna be somebody's only light ♪
♪ Gonna shine tonight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight ♪
你的夹克真的很好看 That's a really nice jacket.
谢谢你的赞美 Thanks. Thanks a lot.
很暖和 It's warm.
对, 真的很暖和 Yeah, it is. It's really warm.
不知道会维持多久 I wonder how long it will last.
那... So...
我有可能上一垒吗? Am I gonna get to first base?
你真的是19岁? Are you really 19?
对, 我是, 我真的是19岁 Yeah, yeah I am. I'm really 19.
♪ She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight ♪
♪ I try to shut my eyes ♪
♪ But I can't get her out of my sight ♪
♪ I know I'm gonna know it ♪
♪ But I gotta get over my fright ♪
♪ I'm just gonna walk up to her ♪
♪ I'm gonna talk to her tonight ♪
♪ Gonna shine tonight ♪
♪ Make her mine tonight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Gonna shine tonight ♪
♪ Make her mine tonight ♪
告诉我, 你喜欢雷吗? So tell me, do you like Ron?
我喜欢他, 可是实在很痛 I like Ron, but it hurt so bad.
别担心, 习惯了... Don't worry. Keep doing it.
就会好很多, 我保证 It gets a lot better. I swear.
最好如此 It better.
♪ Raised on the radio ♪
♪ Just an all-American boy ♪
♪ I got my favorite toy ♪
♪ I was ♪
♪ Raised on the radio ♪
♪ Yeah, I was raised on the radio ♪
♪ Remembering when times were bad ♪
♪ Love is all we need ♪
♪ And love was all we had ♪
妈叫我们清理游泳池 Mom says to clean the pool.
你为什么不清? Why can't you do it?
是你朋友游泳弄脏的 Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up.
你朋友也来游过泳 Your friends use the pool, too.
垃圾都是我丢的 I take out the garbage.
想念你, 雷强森
阿布 Brad!
爸妈有没有看到这些花? Brad, have Mom and Dad seen these?
他们还没到家 They're not home yet.
-阿布 -干嘛? -Brad? -What?
如果我拜托你 What would you say if I asked you
把花放在后车厢帮我丢掉 to put these in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel
你会怎样? and get rid of them?
我会说, 谁是他妈的雷强森? I'd say, "Who the hell is Ron Johnson?"
拜托 Please.
谢谢你 Thank you very much.
莉莎很好啊! Lisa's great.
Yeah.
我不明白为什么, 你要跟这么好的女孩分手 I don't understand why you want to break up with a girl like that.
我和莉莎已经交往两年了 Me and Lisa have been going together for two years.
我是很喜欢她 I love her and all.
我是说, 她是很好的床伴 I mean, she's great in bed.
但是... 我是个成功的单身汉 It's just that I'm a single, successful guy.
而且我高中只剩下一年了 And this is my last year in school.
这可能是我一生中的黄金时光 This could be the best year of my life!
我只是觉得我现在需要自由, 你了解吗? I just feel like I need my freedom now, you know?
好了, 这些是你的配料 Okay, here's your preparation stuff.
你有蕃茄片、莴苣丝, 还有秘方酱 You got your sliced tomatoes, shredded lettuce, secret sauce.
什么是秘方酱? What's the secret sauce?
千岛沙拉酱 Thousand Island dressing.
野马汉堡的秘方酱是什么? What's the secret sauce of Bronco Burger?
蕃茄酱和美乃滋 Ketchup and mayonnaise.
原来如此 Gotcha.
阿布, 给你的点菜单 Order for you, Bradley.
那些花真的是送给我的? Were those flowers really for me?
当然 Of course.
你花了多少钱? How much did they cost?
钱不是问题 Don't worry about it.
今天晚上, 要不要去得分球场? Want to go to The Point tonight?
去那里干嘛? What's there to do at The Point?
你是什么意思? 我们已经交往两年了 What do you mean? We've been going out together for two years.
我不希望把性当成一种工具 I don't want to have to use sex as a tool, Brad.
工具? 什么工具? 我们已经交往两年了 Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together for two years!
我现在不想跟你谈 I don't want to talk about it here.
可是我想谈 I wanna talk about it!
阿布 Brad?
莉莎 Lisa!
阿布 Brad!
你一定要翻面不然就会焦掉 You gotta flip them or they'll burn. Great.
C C.
D D.
F F.
F, F F. F.
我们花了三个礼拜, 讲解普莱特修正案 Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment.
你们是在干嘛? 在梦游吗? What are you people, on dope?
一项由参议员约翰普莱特向国会提出的法令 A piece of legislation was introduced into Congress by Senator John Platt.
在1906年获得立法通过 It was passed in 1906.
这项修正案对我们的宪法 This amendment to our Constitution
产生了深远的影响, 同时... has a profound impact upon all of our...
杰夫史考利在哪? Where is Jeff Spicoli?
我之前在一楼厕所附近, 还看到他 I saw him earlier today near the first floor bathrooms.
他还在学校里吗? 有谁看到... 戴斯蒙 Is he still on campus? Anyone? Yes, Desmond?
我在贩卖机旁边看到他 I saw him by the food machines.
多久以前? How long ago?
上课之前 Right before class.
好, 把他带进来 Okay. Bring him in.
旷课到底有什么好? What is this fascination with truancy?
你们脑袋是有什么问题? What is it that gets inside your heads?
学校其他的老师 There are some teachers in this school
对旷课有不同的看法 who look the other way at truants.
两边都在玩捉迷藏 It's a little game that you both play.
老师假装没看到, 你们假装自己没翘课 They pretend they don't see you. You pretend you don't ditch.
最后倒霉的是谁? 是你们 Now, who pays the price later? You!
等一下, 你们根本没有帮我办庆生会 Wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here!
嗨, 韩德老师 Hola, Mr. Hand.
你为什么旷课? What's the reason for your truancy?
我没办法赶来 Just couldn't make it on time.
你是没办法, 还是不想? You mean, you couldn't or you wouldn't?
因为贩卖机前面, 排队的人太多了 It was like a full crowd scene at the food lines.
要吃东西就给我下课吃 Food will be eaten on your time.
你为什么老是上课迟到? 史考利先生 Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli?
你这样浪费我的时间, 不会不好意思吗? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
我不知道 I don't know.
我喜欢 I like that.
我不知道 "I don't know."
多好的回答 That's nice!
韩德老师, 这堂课我会过吗? "Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?"
哦, 史考利先生, 我不知道 "Gee, Mr. Spicoli, I don't know!"
多好的回答, 我喜欢, 你知道我要怎样吗? That's nice. I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do?
我要把你的话留在黑板上, 让全班同学欣赏 I'm going to leave your words on this board for all my classes to enjoy.
当然啦! 史考利先生, 这都是你的功劳 Giving you full credit, of course, Mr. Spicoli!
好耶! All right.
♪ ("WINTER WONDERLAND" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Sleigh bells ring are you listening ♪
♪ ln the lane ♪
妈咪 Mommy!
♪ Snow is glistening ♪
哦, 糟了 Oh, no!
♪ A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight ♪
♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪
到底要我等多久? How fucking long do I have to wait?
圣诞节烂透了, 我讨厌圣诞节 Christmas sucks. I hate it.
在假期的时候工作就是这样, 客人常常会大小声 You gotta get used to working holidays. People are always screaming.
我非辞职不可 I have to quit this job.
再待下去我会胖到, 没人肯约我出去玩 I'm gonna get so fat no one's gonna want to take me out.
雷都没打电话来? Ron hasn't called, huh?
十月以后就没有 Not since November.
有什么关系? What does it matter?
史黛西, 他只是个音响推销员 He's a stereo salesman.
难道你想嫁给他? 跟他生一堆小孩? What'd you wanna do, marry him? Have kids with him?
你要对着一个50岁的秃头男人 Have this guy come home 50 years old and bald?
身上还挂着太平洋音响店的名牌 And have that little Pacific Stereo sign on? Come on, Stace.
是他没眼光 Hey, it's his loss.
有没有蓝牡蛎乐团的票? Got any Blue Oyster Cult?
没有, 我没有卖蓝牡蛎的票 No, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult.
我上次把票吃掉的时候 I ate 34 pairs last time.
你在哪里? Where were you?
我差点就去7-Eleven工作了, 你知道吗? I was that close to working at 7-11, you know?
Whoa, bud!
干嘛? What?
要玩双打吗? All right! Play me?
没问题 Totally.
你有铜板吗? You got quarters?
什么时候会有球风火合唱团的票? When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets coming in?
球风火合唱团? 嗯, 我还不确定 Earth, Wind and Fire? Geez, I haven't heard anything.
票一进来, 我会立刻通知你 The minute I do, I'll let you know.
我打算带我弟弟一起去 I'm planning on taking my little brother over here.
那就是你弟弟? 他长的蛮帅的 Is that your little brother? He's a good-looking kid.
好, 查尔斯杰佛逊... Great. Charles Jefferson
要球风火合唱团的票, 还有他弟弟 for Earth, Wind and Fire and little brother.
我一弄到票就通知你, 怎么样? I'll let you know when they come around, okay?
他真的住这里吗? Wow! Does he really live here?
我以为他过来都是为了打球 I thought he just flew in for games.
狗屁, 他知道需要票的话该找谁 Shit! He knows where to come when he wants some tickets.
走吧! 还不走, 你在妨碍我做生意 Go on. Get out of here. You're messing up my business.
走, 雷纳, 我们去帮你追妹妹 Come on, Rat. Let's go get you a woman.
你准备好要表白了吗? You ready for your moment of truth?
你知道我今天早上发现, 我开始长青春痘... Damone, I noticed I was starting to get a pimple this morning...
你的藉口真的快让我抓狂了 Rat, the shyness routine is really starting to aggravate me.
你想想, 她算什么? I mean, who is she, anyway?
她只是披萨店的服务生 She's a waitress in a pizza parlor.
看看她 Look at her.
看看你自己 Look at you.
学校的优等生 A member of the honor roll.
电影院助理经理的助手 Assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater.
要是她不知道, 你的条件有多好的话 Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications,
你也不用理她, 对吧? then who needs her, right? Right.
-对 -很好, 你觉得怎样? -Right. -All right. How do you feel?
我觉得很好 I feel good.
真的? 好, 别拖拖拉拉的, 去追她 Do you? All right. Now stop fucking around and go get her.
喂, 雷纳, 别穿那件外套去 Hey, Rat, you gotta ace that jacket.
Yeah?
很好, 很酷, 看起来很帅 Yeah. All right, that's cool.
好了吗? 去追她 You look good. All right? Go get her.
收你1块1毛钱, 找你5分钱 $1.10, and you get five cents back.
谢谢 Thanks.
我是不是在生物课看过你? Hi. Don't I know you from biology class?
对 Yeah.
有什么事吗? What can I do for you?
我有几个问题 I had a couple of questions. I was curious.
客人掉在这里的夹克, 你们怎么处理? What do you do with the jackets people leave here?
我们留着 We keep them.
你们留着? You keep them?
省得你们回来, 需要的话, 你可以慢慢找 In case they come back. You can look through it if you want.
没关系, 不用了, 那样找太浪费时间了 No, that's cool. It would take too long to look through all that.
我再去买件新的好了 I'll pick up a new one.
你下一个问题是什么? What was your other question?
哦, 我下一个问题是... Oh, my other question is
我想约你出去, 能不能给我你的电话号码? can I have your phone number so I can ask you out sometime?
你有笔吗? 这只笔没水了 Do you have a pen? This one's out of ink.
Yeah.
史黛西 Stacy.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you, Stacy.
我叫马克雷纳 My name is Mark Ratner.
我该走了 I've gotta go.
大毛屁屁
莉莎, 我有事要告诉你 Lisa, I have something to tell you.
你知道, 我已经高三了 Look, I'm a senior now.
我还是个成功的单身汉 I'm a single, successful guy.
所以我应该对自己公平 And I've got to be fair to myself.
莉莎 Lisa,
我需要我的自由 I think I need my freedom.
哦, 别哭了 Oh, don't do that.
拜托, 拜托你别哭了 Please, please don't do that.
Brad!
可以帮我顶一下, 二号收银机吗? Can you cover me on register two?
好吧! Okay.
-需要帮忙吗? -对 -May I help you? -Yes.
这不是我吃过最好吃的早餐 This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and...
所以我要退钱 I'd like my money back.
好 Okay.
可是你必须先填一份表 I believe you have to fill out a form.
不, 我要你现在就退钱 No. I'd like my money back now.
很抱歉, 可是按照规定, 我必须先填表 I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way. I have to fill out a form.
而且你几乎都吃光了, 所以... Well, you ate most of it already so...
看到那个牌子吗? See that sign?
上面说"保证百分之百满意" It says "100% guaranteed."
你知不知道什么叫保证? You know what the meaning of "guarantee" is?
他们没教过你吗? Did they teach you that here?
先生, 如果你可以等一下... Sir, if you'd just wait a minute.
听着, 你就把手抬起来, 放到收银机上 Look. Just put your little hand in the cash register
然后退2块7毛5给我, 拜托你... 阿布 and give me my $2.75 back, please, Brad.
麻烦你给我一点时间 Sir, if you'd just give me a minute. I'll find the forms.
我会把表格找出来帮你处理 I'll take care of everything.
我就是没时间, 你已经害我迟到了 I don't have a minute. You've made me late enough.
我实在很讨厌, 跟无能的人打交道 I am so tired of dealing with incompetence.
上面说保证百分之百满意, 你这个白痴 It says 100% guaranteed, you moron!
先生, 你再不闭嘴, 我保证会踢你一脚 Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.
出了什么问题? Is there a problem here?
需要我帮忙吗? 先生 Can I help you, sir?
当然有问题 You bet you have a problem.
你的店员出言不逊, 还威胁说要打我 Your employee used profanity and threatened me with violence.
我太惊讶了, 我常常来 I'm surprised. I eat here all the time
你们以前的服务很好的 and usually have good service.
我要求他退钱 All I wanted was my money back on this breakfast.
因为这份早餐煮的不够熟 It was a little under-cooked.
没想到他居然说要打我, 我要打电话给你们... And he threatens me with violence. I'm gonna call your...
我会处理的 I can take care of it.
你有对这位客人出言不逊, 或者说要打他吗? 汉莫顿先生 Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?
是他先侮辱我的, 阿丹, 他先骂我白痴 He insulted me first. He called me a moron, Dennis.
回答我, 你有威胁这位客人, 或者出言不逊吗? Answer me! Did you threaten this customer or use profanity?
有 Yes.
你被开除了 You're fired.
先生, 真的很对不起, 我现在立刻退钱给你 I'm very sorry, sir. I'll refund your money right now.
希望你不要放在心上 I hope you won't hold this against us.
你知道现在的年轻人, 是怎样的 You know how these young kids are these days.
这是你的钱, 要不要再来一份早餐? Here we are. Perhaps another breakfast?
阿诺, 我希望你尿的很爽 I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
全世界顶尖的冲浪好手 The world's finest surfers showed up today
今天聚集在此 to do battle with what's turned out to be
挑战自1946以来, 本地所出现最大的浪潮 the biggest waves to hit this coast since 1946.
您好, 我是史都奈罕, 我要为您介绍一位年轻人 Hello. I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man.
他就是杰夫史考利, 杰夫, 恭喜你 His name, Jeff Spicoli. Jeff, congratulations.
今天的浪看起来非常大 Things looked rough out there today.
我告诉你, 史都, 我还挑战过更大的浪 I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle with some humongous waves.
就像我对ABC电视台的人说的, "危险是我的座右铭" Just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business."
很多人预测应该是由, "破浪"马克戴维斯... A lot of people expected Mark "Cutback" Davis,
或是"丛林老兵"巴布杰洛德, 获得今年的荣誉 or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard would take the honors this year.
那些家伙是同性恋 Those guys are fags!
说得好 That's fantastic. Let me ask you.
请问你, 当你冲浪的时候, 会不会担心自己的安全? When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
冲浪不是一种运动 Stu, surfing's not a sport.
是一种生活方式 It's a way of life.
它不是兴趣 It's no hobby.
是一种对待浪潮的方式, 然后说... 喂, 老兄, 我们来玩吧! It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!"
你这件夹克哪来的? Where'd you get this jacket?
是电视台给的, 请问你接下来有什么计划? From the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli?
先参加澳洲国际赛, 再参加夏威夷国际赛 Headed over to the Australian and then the Hawaiian Internationals.
然后和米克一块飞去伦敦, 跟滚石合唱团一起表演 Then me and Mick are gonna wing on over to London and jam with the Stones.
你们也去啊! You guys are invited, too.
Jeff! Jeff!
爸叫你起床 Jeff, Dad says you have to get up.
-别吵我 -爸说你又要迟到了 -Leave me alone. -Dad says you're gonna be late again,
你这个笨蛋 you butthole!
别吵我 Leave me alone!
爸说你又要迟到了, 你这个鼻涕鬼 Dad says you're gonna be late again, you booger!
爸, 杰夫拿潜水换气管丢我 Dad, Jeff threw his snorkel at me!
我们要说的是, 我们不是啦啦兔女郎 We just want to say that we're not Spirit Bunnies anymore.
我们很讨厌这个绰号, 迪娜和我听到就生气 We always hated that name. It bugged the heck out of Dina and me.
-实在很看不起我们 It's just such a put-down!
-没错 Really!
我们知道大家都信心十足, 对不对? We know you've got a lot of spirit, everybody, right?
我们下礼拜一定会打败林肯高中的, 对不对? And we're gonna destroy Lincoln next week! All right!
你们了解, 明明知道别人会笑你 You know, it takes a lot of courage to get up here
还要上来表演, 是需要很大的勇气吗? and do something that you know people will make fun of.
天啊! Yeah. Man...
我绝对不会再理他们了 I'm never gonna talk to those guys again.
阿诺跟戴夫的工作 I'm the one who got Arnold and Dave
还是靠我帮忙才找到的 their jobs there in the first place.
我相信只要你跟阿丹道歉, 他就会叫你回去的 If you'd apologize to Dennis, I'm sure he'd take you back.
叫丹尼斯去死, 我才不要跟那个废物道歉 Fuck Dennis Taylor! I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp.
我真的很高兴我们还在一起 I'm just glad we're still together
发生了这么多事, 我今年真的很需要你 because a lot's happened, and I really need you this year.
阿布, 你听我说, 我一直想找机会告诉你 Look, Brad, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you this.
我们就快要毕业了 We're almost out of school.
今年是最后一年 It's our last year.
我觉得我们应该, 给自己一点时间 And I think we owe it to ourselves to be free.
出去认识别的人 To go out with other people.
我希望我们还能当朋友 I still want to be friends.
那上车以后, 我要跟她说什么? What do I say to her once we get in the car?
没问题, 你需要的是, 我的五点特别计划 No problem, Rat. What you need is my special five-point plan.
别闹了, 老兄, 我需要实际的帮助 Come on, Damone, I need real help.
什么意思? 多少人想尽办法... What do you mean?
就是为了得到, 这项珍贵的资料 Men have died trying to obtain this valuable information.
但是我免费送给你 But I'll give it to you for free.
你的五点计划是什么? What's your five-point plan?
好吧! All right.
仔细听好了 Now, pay attention.
首先, 绝对不要表现出来, 你有多喜欢她 First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl.
哦, 黛比, 你好 Oh, Debbie. Hi.
第二, 永远要掌握主控权 Two. You always call the shots.
吻我, 你不会后悔的 Kiss me, you won't regret it.
第三, 不管到哪, 都要表现出一副自在的样子 Three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.
这里是不是很棒? Isn't this great?
第四 Four.
点菜的时候, 先问她要吃什么 When ordering food, you find out what she wants
然后再点菜 then order for the both of you.
这是漂亮的一招 It's a classy move.
小姐要一份, 蛤蜊义大利面配白汁 The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce,
还要一杯可乐不加冰块 and a Coke with no ice.
第五 And five.
记住, 这是最重要的 Now, this is most important, Rat.
当你们调情的时候, 可能的话... When it comes down to making out, whenever possible,
放齐柏林飞船第四张专辑 A面的歌 put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
♪ (KASHMIR PLAYING) ♪
这部车很漂亮 This is a nice car.
对, 是我姐姐的 Yeah. It's my sister's.
Yeah?
你有上乔琪老师的英文课吗? Do you have Mrs. George for English?
有啊! 她教的很好 Yeah. She's pretty good.
对啊! 她教的很好 Yeah, she is pretty good.
你决定了吗? Have you decided?
Um, yeah.
我要叫德国香肠 I'll have the knockwurst.
不错 Excellent.
你在电影院工作, 对不对? You work at Cinema Four, right?
那一定很棒, 你可以看免费的电影 That must be great. You get to see all those free movies.
可以吃免费的爆米花 You get free popcorn.
你还好吧? Are you okay?
哦, 我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
我先失陪一下, 你不会介意吧? Would you mind if I excuse myself for a moment?
不会, 没关系 Oh, no, go ahead.
你们准备好要点菜了吗? Are you ready to order here?
她要德国香肠 She will have the knockwurst.
那你呢? And you?
我也一样 I'll have the same.
要喝什么? Anything to drink?
可乐 Coke.
两杯可乐 Two Cokes.
好, 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
-我马上回来 I'll be right back.
-好 Okay.
-喂? -麦克, 是我, 马克 - Hello? -Mike, it's Mark.
你的约会怎样? What happened to your date?
正在进行当中 It's happening right now.
一切都很顺利, 除了... Everything's fine except
我把皮夹忘记在家里 I left my wallet at home.
你为什么不回家拿? Why don't you go home and get it?
不行, 我不能回家拿, 待会就要上菜了 No, I can't! I'm here. The food's coming and everything.
拜托, 你可不可以帮我一个忙? 跟你妈借车 Look, would you do me a favor? Just borrow your mom's car.
开到我家, 拿我的皮夹, 再帮我送来 Drive to my house, get my wallet and bring it here.
喂? 麦克? Hello? Mike?
麦克? Mike?
嗯, 我现在实在有点忙 Geez, I'm really kind of busy, Rat.
你只要帮我这个忙 Just do me this one favor.
我发誓我这辈子, 再也不会拜托你别的事情 I swear I won't ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other.
拜托, 你一定要帮我 But just please do this for me.
好吧! 但是你欠我一次 You owe me for this one.
没问题, 谢了, 真的谢谢你 Okay, thanks. Thanks a lot. Thanks.
你没事吧? 毕佛 Beaver, are you all right?
演到哪了? What happened?
你确定不要再叫别的东西了 Are you sure there's nothing else I can bring you?
你要不要再叫一杯可乐? Do you want another Coke?
好吧! Um, okay.
再两杯可乐 Two more Cokes.
嘿, 你不是马克吗? 对, 你好 Hey, Mark, is that you?
Yeah, hi.
你是来... You come here?
我是为了点心来的, 很棒的 Yeah. I come for the strudel. It's great.
嘿, 我前几天找到你的皮夹 Hey, listen, I found your wallet the other day.
-你要拿回去吗? -哦, 真的 -You want it back? -Oh, wow! Yeah.
难怪我找不到 I was looking for this.
麦克, 这是史黛西汉莫顿 Oh, Mike, you don't know Stacy Hamilton.
史黛西, 这是麦克狄蒙 Stacy, this is Mike Damone.
-Hi. -Hi.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
再见 See you later.
对, 我该走了 Right. Gotta be going.
再见 See you later.
- 要走了吗? - 好啊! - You wanna go? -Yeah.
我今天晚上玩的很开心 I had a really nice time tonight.
我也是 Me, too.
我很抱歉, 你的汽车音响被人偷了 I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck.
我没想到在那么高级的地方, 也会发生这种事 I never thought it would've happened at such a fancy place.
我明白, 你要不要进来坐一下? I know. You want to come in for a sec?
-好, 谢谢 -很好 - Okay, sure. -Good.
你哥呢? Where's your brother?
他跟朋友出去了 He's out tonight with some friends.
你想喝点什么? Can I get you something to drink?
不用了, 没关系 No, that's okay.
那你不介意我换衣服吧? Oh. Well, would you mind if I change?
不介意 No.
你可不可以帮我拉开? 它老是卡住 Okay. Could you get this for me? It always sticks.
谢谢 Thanks.
你爸妈呢? Where are your parents?
他们出城去度周末了 My parents are out of town for the weekend.
阿布跟我留下来看家 Brad and I are watching the house.
你这张照片很漂亮 This is a really nice picture of you.
谢谢 Thanks.
你可以进来我房间没关系 You can come in my room if you want.
你... 现在想做什么? So, what do you want to do?
我不知道 I don't know.
Um...
你想看照片吗? You want to look at a photo album?
我保留了很多, 从小到大的照片 I keep a lot of pictures from when I grew up and stuff.
是不是有点好笑? It's kind of stupid, huh?
好啊! 我想看 Sure. Yeah.
真的? 好 Yeah? Great.
照片 Photographs.
这张是阿布照的 This is the one that Brad took.
有那种双重影像的效果, 你知道, 就像镜子一样 It's like double-image type thing, you know. It's like a mirror.
这张是我在耍宝 This is me being stupid.
这是我的狗, 吉普赛, 还有我的猫, 多利欧 And this is my dog Gypsy, and my cat Tullio.
它们现在已经死了 They're dead now.
记得他吗? 狄更老师 Remember him? Mr. Degan?
你上过他的课? You had Degan?
他老是穿同一套西装 He always wore the same suit! The same suit!
他一定有五百套一样的 He must've had 500 of those suits.
他吓死人了 He was terrible!
不, 我认为只有一套 No, I think it was one.
♪ ("LOVE RULES" PLAYING) ♪
♪ So you go out there and you get one, too ♪
♪ Love rules ♪
♪ Yeah, love rules ♪
你知道, 我突然想到一件事 You know, I just thought of something.
What?
我姐姐对她的车紧张的要死 My sister is crazy when it comes to her car.
-11点前一定要还她 -要不要打电话给她? - It's gotta be back by 11:00. -Want to call her?
不用了, 我... 她会发神经的 No. Look, I... She gets crazy.
她的车是她的宝贝, 我最好快点回去 Her car is her baby. I better be going.
-真的? -我会打电话给你 - Really? -I'll call you.
那... 我们上课见, 好吗? Well, I'll see you in class. Okay?
拜拜 Bye.
♪ Love rules ♪
马克雷纳不喜欢我 Mark Ratner doesn't like me.
他不喜欢你? 别开玩笑了 Mark Ratner doesn't like you? You're crazy!
真的, 他表现的, 对我一点兴趣都没有 No, he shows absolutely no interest in me.
马克雷纳绝对是那种, 你必须采取主动的人 Mark Ratner is definitely somebody you'd have to make the first move with.
琳达, 我有, 我一直在采取主动 Linda, I did. I made the first move, I made the second move.
结果是让我自己, 看起来像白痴 I made a complete jerk out of myself, is what I did.
史黛西, 你何必在意他 What do you care about Mark Ratner for?
他只是个16岁的, 电影院接待员 He's a 16-year-old usher in the movie theater.
你跟成年男子约过会, 你在购物中心最棒的快餐店打工 You have dated older guys. You work at the best food stand in the mall.
而且你还是我最要好的死党 And you are a close personal friend of mine.
没错, 但是... 我真的有点喜欢他 Yeah. But I was really beginning to like him.
真的? 那样的话, 你最好快点转移目标 Yeah? If that's true, you better find somebody else fast.
♪ ("FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH" PLAYING) ♪
看了新的"花花公子"没? Seen the new Playboy?
好看吗? Good?
波戴瑞克的咪咪 Bo Derek's tits.
太棒了 All right.
我喜欢女人 I like sex.
吃镇定剂的人不应该开车 People on ludes should not drive.
这可是我哥的车 Hey, this is my brother's car.
你说他出城去了 You said he was out of town.
他是不在 And he is.
很好, 那就别吵了 All right. Then don't hassle it.
你疯了吗? 史考利, 那是红灯 You're crazy, Spicoli! That light was red!
之前明明是黄灯 It was yellow a minute ago. I'm sure.
你这样会刮到我哥的车 Hey, you're gonna scratch my brother's car.
乱讲, 我才不会 No, I'm not.
听着, 我开车, 你带路 Look, I'm driving. You navigate.
这个派对到底在哪? Where is this party?
右转, 这里转, 这里... Make a right, right here. Here! Here! Here!
我哥会把我给杀了, 他会杀了我们 My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us!
他会杀了你, 他会杀了我, 他会把我们给杀了 He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill us!
嘿, 老兄, 你应该高兴我反应很快 Hey, man, just be glad I had fast reflexes.
我哥会气疯掉 My brother's gonna shit!
老兄, 你要决定好 Make up your mind, dude.
他是会气疯掉, 还是会杀了我们 Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
他会先气到疯掉, 然后就会杀了我们 First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
别紧张, 好吗? Relax, all right?
我老爸专门修理电视的 My old man is a television repairman.
他有一套最厉害的工具, 我能修好它 He's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!
你不可能修好这部车的, 史考利 You can't fix this car, Spicoli!
我能修好 I can fix it.
Ha.
干掉林肯
Hey!
踩烂林肯
里奇蒙风光, 林肯输光
-我要给你50块... -不对, 不对, 不对 - I'm giving you $50. -No, no, no!
意思是, 如果你赢的话, 我给你25块 That means if you win, I give you $25.
如果我赢的话, 你给我5块 If I win, you give me $5.
-你稳赚的 -好吧! - You can't lose. - All right.
我会写下来你赌5块钱 I'll put you down for $5.
还有, 别忘了14分的差距 Now, don't forget about the 14-point spread.
14分的... Fourteen-point...
我不敢相信林肯那些人, 把杰佛逊的车弄成这样 I don't believe those guys at Lincoln did this to Jefferson's car!
林肯发威
他们把车给撞烂了, 我真服了他们 They totaled it. I can't believe it.
杰佛逊一定会要他们好看的 Jefferson's gonna really make Lincoln pay for this.
那家伙一定会干掉他们 That guy's gonna totally destroy them.
彻底消灭, 你明白我的意思吧? Annihilate. You know what I mean?
妈的, 他火大了 Shit, he is pissed off.
里奇蒙去死
♪ They may well mean what they say about you ♪
♪ You might wander back to future friends ♪
♪ You may want someone just to talk to ♪
♪ Come too close and take you by the hand ♪
♪ 'Cause now you see there's more to life than what we lovers do ♪
Oh, shit! Hut. Hut.
被33号, 查尔斯杰佛逊拦截 Brought down again by 33, Charles Jefferson.
被杰佛逊撞倒, 被杰佛逊压倒 Hit by Jefferson. Crunched by Jefferson.
Man! Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson. Jefferson.
Jefferson.
担架, 快点 Stretcher!
又是杰佛逊 Again by Jefferson.
5、4、3、2、1 Five, four, three, two, one!
-这里没什么好吃的 -你是什么意思? There's nothing to eat here. What do you mean?
根本就没有我可以吃的东西 Take a look. There's nothing I can eat.
吃炸鳟鱼 Get a trout dog.
算了, 你们有没有不裹粉的鱼? Forget it. Do you have any fish here that isn't breaded?
都是用同一种方法准备的 It's all prepared the same way.
那就鲸鱼堡 Get a whaler.
还是蛤蜊三明治 Or a clamwich.
你有没有听过青春痘? 你要我吃油炸的东西? Ever hear the word blemish? Want me to eat something deep fried?
那我们走吧! Let's get out of here.
我们走, 这家餐厅烂死了 Let's go.
谢谢, 下次再来, 事事顺心 Thank you. Come again, and have a nice day.
我今天寄信给道格 I sent a letter to Doug today.
希望他能快点过来 Can't wait until he gets out here.
他在芝加哥干嘛? What's Doug doing in Chicago?
他替航空公司做事, 你会看到他的 He works for the airline. You'll meet him.
琳达, 你一定要做这个 Oh, Linda, you have to do this.
做什么? What?
评估你的伴侣 "Rate Your Mate."
-真的? -对 Oh, yeah? Yeah.
-让我来测验道格 -好 - Let me test Doug. -Okay.
最满意的性经验发生于... "Most satisfactory love making occurs,
A.当你的伴侣先达到高潮 "A, when your mate climaxes first.
B.你先达到高潮 C.你和伴侣同时达到高潮 "B, when you climax first. C, you and your mate climax together?"
同时高潮 Climax together.
一定会成功的, 雷纳 This is gonna be great, Rat.
我们会掀起一阵高潮 It's like the highlight of their day.
也许我们应该先打电话 Maybe we ought to call first.
我不喜欢当不速之客 I don't know about dropping in like this.
别开玩笑了, 我们要让她们吓一跳 Are you kidding? We're gonna surprise them.
听我的, 把领子弄好 Just fix your collar, all right?
放轻松, 要酷 Relax. Just be cool.
记得吗? 架势 Attitude, remember?
你上衣哪来的? 洗衣篮? Where'd you get that, out of the hamper?
拜托, 这件是干净的 Hey, this is clean.
就像骑脚踏车一样 Look, friend, it's like riding a bike.
你要从跌倒的地方爬起来 You fall off, you get right back on.
约会搞砸了, 就再来一次 You mess up a date, do it again!
-你们都是同时达到高潮? -对 -Do you always climax with Doug? -Yes.
大概吧! 他可不是高中男生 I think so. He's no high school boy.
Hey!
我们过来帮你们做数学作业 Came over to help you with your math homework.
大热天, 你们应该会需要帮手 You could use it on such a hot day.
别担心, 她们会让我们进去的 Don't worry. They're gonna let us in.
好吧! Okay.
你们要答应我, 我妈一回来你们就走 Promise you're going to leave as soon as my mother gets home.
好 Okay.
琳达, 那是麦克, 这是马克 Linda, this is Mike and Mark.
-嗨 -嗨, 你好 -Hi, how you doing? -Good.
看起来不错 The water looks great.
试试看水温 Check it out. Yeah.
Looks fine. Wait.
非常好笑 Very funny! Very funny!
下来啊! 小琳 Lin, come in!
我教你跳水 I'll judge your dive.
你知道, 我以前得过冠军 I used to be a champion, you know.
妈知道你有朋友在吗? Does Mom know you have company?
马克和麦克, 他们是我同学 It's just Mark and Mike from school.
-嗨 -你好 Hi. -How you doing?
-嗨, 琳达 -嗨, 阿布 - Hi, Linda. -Hi, Brad.
你们可不可以小声点, 我还有功课要做 Could you keep it down? I have work to do inside.
好 Okay.
他的裁缝师是谁? Who's his tailor?
天啊! 他越来越沉默 God, he hardly talks anymore.
对啊! 我知道, 他讨厌穿制服 Yeah, I know. He hates wearing a uniform.
雷纳, 表演水底站立给她们看 Rat, show them how you can stand up underwater.
Come on.
-喂, 狄蒙, 你在干嘛 -注意啦! 雷纳 -What are you doing? -Watch out, Rat!
别闹了, 别闹 Leave me alone!
All right, Damone, you're gonna get it.
嗨, 阿布 Hi, Brad.
你知道, 我一直都觉得你很可爱 You know how cute I always thought you were.
你有棉花棒吗? 史黛西, 我耳朵进水了 Stacy, do you have Q-Tips? I've got water in my ears.
我不知道, 你去找找看 I don't know. Check in the house.
等一下 Wait. Just a minute.
都没有人要敲门是不是? Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?
1898年, 古巴仍旧属于西班牙 In 1898, Spain owned Cuba outright.
想想看 Think about it.
古巴属于4千英哩外, 一个混乱的国会 Cuba owned by a disorganized parliament 4,000 miles away.
古巴处于持续的... Cubans were in a constant...
古巴处于持续的叛乱状态 Cubans were in a constant state of revolt.
1904年... In 1904,
美国政府试图命令... the United States decided to throw a little weight around...
哪位? Who is it?
送披萨的 Mr. Pizza Guy.
-是谁? Again?
-是送披萨外卖的 Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.
谁点的双层起士加香肠? Who ordered the double cheese and sausage?
老兄, 是我 Right here, dude.
你的小费 For you, dude.
我是不是眼花? 你以为你在干嘛? Am I hallucinating? What in the hell do you think you're doing?
学习古巴历史, 顺便吃点东西 Learning about Cuba and having some food.
史考利先生, 你是在冒险 Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground.
你严重打扰到我的时间 You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
韩德老师, 我一直在想这个问题 I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand.
如果我在这里, 你也在这里, 那不就是我们的时间吗? If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time?
所以利用我们的时间, 享受大餐就不能算错 There's nothing wrong with a feast on "our" time.
你说的完全正确, 是我们的时间没错 You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time.
是你的、我的, 和教室里其他同学的 Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room.
但是这是我的课 But it is my class.
汉莫顿、布莱特、柯菲尔, 到前面来 Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front!
史考利先生很好心, 请大家吃点心 Mr. Spicoli, has been kind enough to bring us a snack.
不用客气 Be my guest.
自己拿 Help yourselves.
拿一片大的 Get a good one.
-麦克... 嗨 Mike? Mike? Hi.
-嗨 你好吗? Hi. How you doing?
-很好, 你呢? Good. How are you?
我讨厌走路, 每天都要走路, 实在很烦 I hate walking. I have to walk every day. It's such a drag.
你为什么不搭别人的便车? Why don't you get a ride with somebody?
有时候我哥会载我, 可是他早上要上班 Sometimes I ride with my brother, but he works mornings.
然后他再开车来上学 Then he drives himself to school.
好哥哥 What a guy.
你知道, 马克雷纳真的很喜欢你 Listen, Mark Ratner really likes you.
你喜欢他吗? Do you like him?
马克人很好 Mark is really nice.
可是我比较喜欢你 But I think I like you.
嗯... 我家到了 Well, this is me.
-你家有没有冰茶? Do you have any iced tea?
-当然有 Yeah, sure.
进来吧! Come on in.
学校的年刊快出来了 The annuals are coming out pretty soon.
你要买吗? You gonna get one?
我不知道 I don't know.
别这样 Oh, come on.
难道你不想看照片, 照出来的样子? Aren't you curious to see how your picture turned out?
我知道自己长什么样 I know what I look like.
我晓得 I know.
但是能有自己朋友的照片, 感觉不一样 But it's nice to have pictures of your friends and stuff.
大概吧! 我不知道, 我觉得没什么 I don't know. Maybe. It's no big deal.
我应该会买 I probably will.
有游泳池一定很方便 Must be nice having a pool.
你要游泳吗? You want to go swimming?
好啊! Yeah, sure.
-那我去换衣服 -好的 - I'm going to go change, okay? -Yeah.
等我一下 Okay, great.
冰茶真的很好喝 This is great iced tea.
跟我来 Come on. Huh?
阿布的东西都放在更衣室 Brad keeps his stuff in the change room.
-很漂亮 -真的? -This is nice. - Yeah?
真的 Yeah.
这件你应该穿的下 These'll fit you.
你很会接吻 You're really a good kisser.
真的? Yeah?
你也一样 So are you.
你要把衣服脱掉吗? You want to take off your clothes, Mike?
你先 You first.
那我们一起脱 Both of us at the same time.
好 Okay.
♪ ("SOMEBODY'S BABY" PLAYING) ♪
♪ She's gonna be somebody's only light ♪
♪ Gonna shine tonight ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ She's gonna be somebody's baby tonight ♪
♪ I try to shut my eyes but I can't get her out of my sight ♪
♪ I know I'm gonna know it but I gotta get over my fright ♪
♪ Wait. I'm just gonna walk up to her ♪
♪ I'm gonna talk to her tonight ♪
等一下 Mike! Mike!
你没事吧? Are you okay?
我想我射了, 你有感觉到吗? I think I came. Didn't you feel it?
我好像有吧! Yeah. I guess I did.
我该走了, 史黛西 I gotta go, Stacy.
我真的该走了 I've really gotta go.
再见 See ya.
再见 Bye.
琳达, 道格一次能持续多久? Linda, how long does Doug take?
久到受不了 Doug takes forever.
别闹了 Come on.
差不多20到30分钟 He takes 20 to 30 minutes.
我以为你说的是, 30到40分钟 I thought you said he took 30 to 40 minutes.
没错, 我说错了, 是30到40分钟 That's right. I'm sorry. I meant 30 to 40 minutes.
狄蒙维持多久? Why? How long did Damone take?
狄蒙维持... 15到20分钟 Damone took 15 to 20 minutes.
不错嘛! 以高中男生来说 That's not bad for a high school boy.
♪ ("RAISED ON THE RADIO" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Raised on the radio ♪
♪ Yeah, I was raised on the radio ♪
♪ Just like an all-American boy ♪
-麦克, 嗨 -嗨 -Mike! Hi! -Hi.
-我好久没看到你了 -对 -God, I haven't seen you for a while. -Yeah.
我在赶时间, 好多事做 Kind of in a hurry. Got stuff I gotta do.
我也在赶时间 I'm in a hurry, too.
只是想跟你说声嗨 I just thought I'd say hi to you.
嗨 Hi.
汉莫顿, 我来负责油炸锅 Hamilton, I'll take over the fryer for a while.
IBM的人订了一堆, 今日特价套餐 Those boys at IBM ordered a stack of those Catch-of-the-Day boxes.
我告诉他们, 你一小时之内会亲自送到 I told them you would personally deliver them within the hour.
遵命, 长官 Aye, aye, sir.
汉莫顿, 过来一下 Hamilton, come over here.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
我在换衣服 I'm changing.
可是你把虎克船长装脱掉了 You took off your Captain Hook uniform.
我想穿上街的衣服, 开车去IBM I thought I'd put my street clothes on for the drive to IBM.
穿制服去不太自在 The uniform's uncomfortable.
你是以虎克船长英式炸鱼店代表的身份去那里 You're going there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips.
那套制服是我们餐厅形象的一部分 Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform.
你知道的 You know that.
你真的要我把制服穿回去? You want me to put the stuff back on?
对, 没错, 拿出你的自信来 Yes, I do. Show a little pride.
遵命, 长官 Aye, aye, sir.
♪ ("WAFFLE STOMP" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Talk on the phone Call up the coast ♪
♪ Call it collect Dial direct ♪
♪ Reverse the charges If they accept they're home ♪
♪ Or you can go overseas Speak Japanese ♪
♪ Buy a new Sony They make great TV's ♪
♪ Do the Watusi Watch I Love Lucy, too ♪
♪ But don't let nobody ♪
♪ Tell you that there's nothing to do ♪
♪ Well, well, well, well Don't let nobody ♪
♪ Tell you that there's nothing to do ♪
迪娜, 你是说你真的不记得了? Dina, can you honestly tell me that you forgot?
不记得罗宾山德的磁性, 还是瑞奇尼尔逊的魅力 Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
-那是小孩子的东西 -小孩子的东西? -That's kid stuff. -Kid stuff?
记得那首歌吗? 我要你爱我... How about the tunes? I want you to want me.
梦幻警察合唱团 ♪ The dream police ♪
你妈还不错, 你爸还不错 ♪ Your mama's all right Your daddy's all right ♪
他们只是有点奇怪... ♪ They just seem a little bit weird ♪
麦克? 麦克? Mike? Mike?
我能跟你谈谈吗? Can I talk to you for a sec?
又干嘛? 史黛西, 我正在谈生意, 晚上打电话给我, 好吗? Stacy, I'm doing business. Call me tonight, all right?
不行, 一定要现在谈, 行吗? No. I've gotta talk to you now. Okay?
别走开 Don't go away.
你拿去看 Look at them.
最好是很重要的事, 因为我正在谈一笔大生意 I hope this is important because I could be blowing a big deal.
麦克, 我只是... Mike, I just...
我只是... 要你知道我怀孕了 I just want you to know that I'm pregnant.
你怎么知道是我的? 我们只做过一次 How do you know it's mine? We only did it once.
我没有跟别人在一起, 我知道是你的 I haven't been with anybody else. I know it's yours.
天啊! 那是你的主意 Jesus! It was your idea.
是你想要的... 你比我还想要 You wanted to do it. You wanted it more than I did!
不是, 把你的话收回去 No. Take that back.
好, 好, 我收回 All right. I take it back.
我们要想个办法解决, 我是说... Look, we gotta do something about it. I mean...
我们一定要去堕胎 We gotta get an abortion.
我哥带他女朋友去做过, 很简单 My brother Art got his girlfriend one once.
很小的手术 It's simple. It's no big deal.
我知道, 我已经计划好了 Yeah. I got that planned.
去免费诊所只要花150块 It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic.
我不觉得是免费 Doesn't sound free to me.
我猜你要我付手术费 I suppose you want me to pay for it.
付一半, 好吗? 还有载我去诊所 Half, okay? And a ride to the clinic.
75块钱和一趟便车 $75 and a ride.
可以 Okay.
好, 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
谢谢你 Thank you.
天啊! God.
欠我钱的人" "支出
瑞克, 我需要你欠我的50块 Rick, I need that $50 you owe me.
我没钱 Don't have it.
我知道经济不景气, 可是我需要这笔钱 I know times are tight, but I really need it.
我现在没钱 Don't have it now.
拜托, 你要票的时候, 是我帮你弄到的 When you needed the tickets, I got them for you.
你的位子离舞台那么近, 连乐团都吓到 So close to stage you probably scared the band.
我又不是美国商银 I'm not the Bank of America.
我知道你不是美国商银, 但是我需要我的50块 I know you're not the Bank of America, but I need my $50.
星期四行不行? How about Thursday?
那就来不及了, 我今天晚上就要 Thursday's too late. I need it tonight.
我真的没钱, 怎么还你 Can't give you what I don't have.
算了, 当我没问过, 我星期四跟你拿钱 Just forget about it. I'll get it from you Thursday, okay?
行了吧... 再见 All right. See you.
♪ ("SLEEPING ANGEL" PLAYING) ♪
♪ Flowers ♪
♪ And the vine ♪
信任
♪ Take me ♪
♪ Sleeping angel ♪
♪ Catch me when you can ♪
♪ Real love affairs ♪
♪ Are heavy spells for a woman ♪
♪ And a man ♪
麦克在家吗? 我是史黛西 Is Mike there? This is Stacy.
请等一下 Hold on, please.
史黛西, 他说他在车库帮他爸忙 Stacy, he says he's helping his father in the garage.
他晚一点会打给你 He'll call you later.
阿布 Brad!
阿布, 等一下 Wait a second.
保龄球
到了, 就是这里, 我们只是要去打保龄球 Yeah, this is it. We're just going bowling.
谢谢 Okay. Thanks a lot.
-待会见 -再见 -See you later. -Okay.
你们觉得怎么样? 你准备要走了吗? 黛比 How we doing in here? Debbie, you ready to leave?
谢谢你 Yes. Thank you.
史黛西, 我不能让你走, 除非有人来接你 Stacy, I can't let you go unless you have a ride home.
我叫我男朋友在楼下等我 Oh. I told my boyfriend to meet me downstairs.
好 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
阿布? Brad.
你什么时候开始, 打保龄球的? Since when do you go bowling anyway?
好吧! 阿布, 拜托你不要告诉爸妈 Okay, Brad. Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
我知道... 是谁的? Come on! Who did it?
-你不打算告诉我, 对不对? -不 -You're not gonna tell me, are you? -No.
算了, 我不勉强你 Okay. It'll just be your secret.
Okay.
你还好吧? You all right?
还好 Yeah.
我们走 Come on.
-你饿吗? You hungry?
-饿 Yeah.
我跟你说过叫麦克付钱的, 你为什么不跟他说? I told you to tell Mike to pay for it. Why didn't you tell him?
琳达, 他根本就没出现 Linda, he didn't show up.
那个小小鸟 That little prick!
我打电话到他家 I called his house.
他妈告诉我, 他在车库帮他爸忙 His mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.
史黛西, 麦克狄蒙是个无脑的小小鸟 Mike Damone's a no-brain little prick, Stacy.
我不会放过他的 I'm not gonna let him get away with this.
琳达, 拜托你, 别冲动 Linda, please don't do anything.
我根本就不喜欢这个人 I don't even like the guy.
史黛西, 他不是个人 Stacy, he's not a guy.
他是个小小鸟 He's a little prick!
♪ ("SPEEDING"PLAYING) ♪
小小鸟
♪ I can't explain the way I feel ♪
♪ Each time I get behind the wheel ♪
♪ A rush of blood comes after power surges ♪
♪ And my right foot urge is about to burst ♪
嗨, 麦克鸡 Hi, Mikey!
小小鸟
嗨, 狄蒙 Hi, Damone.
狄蒙, 你跟史黛西之间, 发生了什么事? Damone, what went on between you and Stacy?
让我告诉你, 有时候女生会突然兴奋 Let me tell you something. Sometimes girls go haywire.
那是一个月前发生的事 It happened a month ago.
我一直想找机会告诉你 I've been trying to think of a way to tell you since.
我们在一起打发时间, 然后事情就发生了 We were out messing around, and something happened.
已经过去了, 根本不算什么 It's over. It's no big deal.
我后来都没有打电话给她 I never even called her again.
她是非常主动的女孩 If you ask me, she's a very aggressive girl.
你明白吗? Do you understand?
不, 我不明白 No, I don't understand.
反正她也不是你女朋友 She never really was your girlfriend, Rat.
去你的, 狄蒙 Fuck you, Damone!
外面女生多的是 There are a lot of girls out there,
你就偏偏要找史黛西 and you have to mess around with Stacy?
你到底要证明什么? What do you gotta prove, anyway?
对不起 I'm sorry.
告诉你, 我总是帮你说话 I always stick up for you.
只要有人说, 那个狄蒙喜欢说大话 Whenever people say, "That Damone, he's a loudmouth,"
而且他们常常这样说 and they say that a lot,
我都会说, 那是因为你们不了解他 I always say, "Hey, you just don't know Damone."
他们叫你白痴的时候... When they call you an idiot,
我会说, 狄蒙不是白痴, 是你们不了解他 I say, "Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him."
知道吗? 也许是他们太了解你了 You know, maybe they do know you pretty good.
也许是我现在才开始了解你 Maybe I'm just finding out now.
滚开 Get lost.
你想打架是不是? 雷纳 You want to do something about it, Rat?
你是不是想打架? 动手 You want to do something about it? Come on.
-来啊! 胆小鬼 -好啊! 打就打 - Come on, you wuss! - Okay. Let's go, man.
我要打烂你的头 I'll break your fucking head off.
动手啊! Do something, man!
说大话的家伙 A big talker, man!
你们给我住手 Knock this crap off!
要打去别的地方打 Take it somewhere else.
别在我的体育馆惹事 Not in my gym, buddy.
干! Shit.
起床的时候好好的, 搞不清楚到底怎么回事 Woke up in a great mood. I don't know what the hell happened.
快点, 动作快 Come on. Hurry up.
快点 Hurry up.
今天我们要探索这间医院, 如何维护人的生命 Today we're going to explore how this hospital preserves human life.
我们会拜访这些, 优秀的医生和护士 We'll be visiting every floor, every level where these fine doctors and nurses
陪伴着我们出生入死的每一层楼 take care of us in life and in death.
每天有超过30名的婴儿, 在这出生 Over 30 children are delivered here each day.
奎曼医生请到护士站 Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station.
早安, 医生 Good morning, Doctor.
你好 Hi.
同学们, 这是米勒医生 Class, this is Dr. Miller.
他会陪我们参观, 今天行程的最后一站 He'll be joining us for the last part of our tour today.
请你们跟我来 Hi. If you guys will follow me, please.
我最后一次要求你们 I'd like to ask you one last time.
表现出你们最成熟的态度 Conduct yourselves with the utmost maturity.
你是我班上的? You in my class?
我今天是 I am today.
什么事? 桂格 Yes, Greg?
他们是什么人? Who are these guys?
他们大部分是流浪汉 Most of them are derelicts.
他们为了钱, 把身体卖给医学实验 They sold their bodies to medicine for money.
大概30块吧? About $30, I think?
25块 Twenty-five.
很好的收入 Righteous bucks!
这位先生叫亚瑟 This gentleman is named Arthur.
他上星期不幸死于心脏衰竭 Arthur was good enough to die last week of heart failure.
我们今天很幸运能看到, 他的尸体... We are fortunate enough today to view his body
还处于原始状态下 in its pristine state.
这边有一道切口 Here an incision has been made.
肋骨已经被锯下来 The ribs have been sawed off,
很方便我们移开护胸甲 allowing us to remove the breastplate
实际观察自然状态下的人体器官 and really observe the human organs as they exist in their natural state.
这边是肺脏 Here we have the human lungs.
这边则是心脏, 你们可以看到... And here is the human heart which, you can see,
它实际的位置, 是在胸腔的中间 is actually located in the center of your chest.
哦, 有够酷 Oh! Gnarly!
你没事吧? Are you okay?
哦, 我没事 Yeah. I'm fine.
我刚才丢脸丢大了 I just made a jerk out of myself.
不, 你没有 No, you didn't.
不能回去了 Can't go back in there.
没关系, 等他们出来, 我们再偷偷混进去 Sure. We'll wait until they come out, and then we'll blend in.
他们出来了 Here they come.
你人真的很好 You're so nice.
手扳机纪念医院
♪ ("I DON'T KNOW" PLAYING) ♪
期末考: 210教室 六月三号
♪ I don't know I don't know which way I should go ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I don't know, I don't know if I'm high or I'm low ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
♪ I don't know, I don't know if I'm high or I'm low ♪
♪ I don't know ♪
你应该很快就有感觉了, 你哈了多少? You should be coming on pretty soon, dude. How much did you smoke?
下面的示范会告诉你 This'll be a little demonstration of that.
你听 Listen up.
那是什么? What was that?
那是我的头骨 That was my skull.
我已经昏了 I'm so wasted!
天啊! 这是什么药? Oh, man! What is this stuff?
那不是会让头壳坏掉? Doesn't that stuff cause brain damage?
除非你每天哈, 哈一个月 Only if you take it every day for a month.
太好了 Bitching!
我开车去接你, 然后去参加舞会 Dude, I'll pick you up in the van and go to the dance.
待会见 Later.
杰夫, 有人找你 Jeff, you have company.
寇帝斯, 滚出去, 你要敲门才能进来 Get out of here, Curtis. I don't hear you unless you knock.
这才像话, 进来 That's better. Entrez.
韩德老师 Mr. Hand!
你今天晚上要出去? 杰夫 Well, were you going somewhere tonight, Jeff?
对, 去毕业舞会 Yeah. The graduation dance.
这是今年学校最后一项活动 It's the last school fiesta of the year.
可惜我们有事情要讨论 I'm afraid we've got some business to discuss here.
我做错什么事吗? 韩德老师 Did I do something wrong, Mr. Hand?
根据我的计算, 史考利先生 According to my calculations, Mr. Spicoli,
你今年一共浪费了... you wasted a total of
我8小时的时间 eight hours of my time this year.
而且你放心, 这是大略的估计 And rest assured, that is a kind estimate.
我现在要结算一下, 我们之间的帐目 Now I have the unique pleasure of squaring our account.
今天晚上我们要详细讨论... Tonight you and I are going to talk in great detail
戴维斯协议 about the Davis Agreement,
所有相关的条约... 尤其是美国革命 all the associated treaties, and the American Revolution in particular.
如果你可以翻到课本, "真理与自由之地"第47页 If you can turn to page 47 of Land of Truth and Liberty.
我把那书放在学校 Oh, I left that book in my locker, Mr. Hand.
既然如此... 我很高兴我多带了一本课本 In that case, I'm glad I remembered to bring an extra copy
是带给你的 just for you.
♪ ("LIFE IN THE FAST LANE" PLAYING) ♪
♪ He was a hardheaded man He was brutally handsome ♪
♪ And she was terminally pretty ♪
♪ She held him up and he held her for ransom ♪
♪ ln the heart of the cold, cold city ♪
听我说, 马克 Look, Mark.
我要为最近发生的事, 向你道歉 I want to apologize for everything that's happened.
真的对不起 I'm really sorry.
我不应该那样对你 A guy just doesn't do that to a buddy.
我了解, 你是身不由己 I understand. You can't help it.
你只是好色、粗鲁, 讨人厌而已 You're just lewd, crude and obnoxious.
我能忍受 I can deal with that.
借过 Excuse me.
我们还是朋友吗? Listen, are we still friends?
还是 Huh? Okay.
太好了 All right.
杰弗逊说的是, 哇咧... What Jefferson was saying was, "Hey!
我们离开英格兰度假村, 是因为它很烂 "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus.
如果我们不快点, 变出一套酷的规定 "So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto,
那我们也太逊了 we'll just be bogus, too."
很接近了, 杰夫 Very close, Jeff.
我想我们今天晚上, 就到此为止 I think I've made my point with you tonight.
Mr. Hand,
你每年都会教到像我这样的学生吗? do you have a guy like me in class every year?
你知道, 就是常被你修理的学生 You know, a guy who you make an example of?
你下学期就知道了 You'll find out next year.
不用了 No way!
只要我一混过历史课 As soon as I cruise history,
我绝对不会靠近你半步 I'm not coming near your side of the building.
混过历史课? Cruise history?
只要我能修过你的课 Soon as I pass your class.
如果你能修过 If you pass.
你要把我当掉? You're gonna flunk me?
史考利, 不用担心, 你大概会勉强过关 Don't worry, Spicoli. You'll probably squeak by.
再见, 韩德老师 Yeah! Aloha, Mr. Hand.
再见, 史考利 Aloha, Spicoli.
亲爱的, 这两位, 是我最好的学生 Honey, these are my two star students.
同学们, 这是我太太, 维格斯夫人 Boys, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Vargas.
你好 Hi.
♪ (SNAPPY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
夏天到 Summer! Yeah!
答对 Totally!
我写了一封信给他 I wrote him a letter.
告诉我你的想法 Tell me what you think. "Dear Doug.
亲爱的道格, 我收到你的留言说, 不能来参加我的毕业典礼 "I received your message that you weren't coming to my graduation.
道格, 这种事不应该发生在成年人之间 "Doug, this is not the kind of thing that occurs between adults.
也许你找到了新的, 更成熟的对象 "Maybe you've found someone new, someone more mature.
但要是你问我, 道格, 我认为幼稚的人是你 "But if you ask me, Doug, you're the one being childish.
无论如何, 你别以为我会傻傻的等你 "Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna sit around and wait for you, forget it.
琳达敬上 "Sincerely, Linda."
你觉得怎样? What do you think? Uh...
我有另外一封, 是骂他混蛋的 I have another version where I call him an asshole.
不, 这封比较好, 比较... No, that one's better. It's more...
-成熟? -对 -Mature? -Yeah.
-我不需要降到他的水准 -没错 - I don't have to sink to his level. -Yeah.
事实上, 我可以出去跟别人约会 I can go out with anyone I want, practically.
没错 That's right.
谢谢你安慰我 Yeah. Thanks for cheering me up.
我们走 Come on.
♪ ("WOOLY BULLY" PLAYING) ♪
嘿, 兄弟 Hey, dude!
我知道这首歌 I know that song.
Hey, I'm not. I'm not!
♪ Mattie told Hattie ♪
♪ About the things you do ♪
喂, 给我下来 Hey, come on down from there.
♪ To wooly bully you ♪
♪ Wooly bully ♪
♪ Wooly bully Wooly bully ♪
♪ Wooly bully ♪
♪ Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully ♪
♪ Wooly bully, wooly bully ♪
♪ Wooly bully ♪
琳达, 我终于想通了 Linda, I finally figured it out.
我不要性, 谁都可以有性关系 I don't want sex. Anyone can have sex.
那你要什么? What do you want?
我要浪漫的关系 I want a relationship.
我要罗曼史 I want romance.
你要罗曼史? You want romance?
在里奇蒙? 我们连第四台都没有, 你居然要罗曼史 In Ridgemont? We can't even get able TV here, and you want romance.
暑假又要在披萨店度过, 我快受不了了 Another summer at Perry's. I can't. I swear.
没那么糟, 眼睛睁大一点 It's not that bad. Keep your eyes open.
有很多男人在附近 There's lots of men around here.
♪ ("SO MUCH IN LOVE" PLAYING) ♪
♪ As we strolled by the sea ♪
♪ Together ♪
♪ Under stars twinkling high above ♪
♪ So in love are we two ♪
♪ No one else but me and you ♪
♪ So in love ♪
♪ Two so in love ♪
♪ So much in love ♪
♪ Two so in love ♪
♪ So in love ♪
♪ Two so in love ♪
♪ Are you and I ♪
♪ Two, you and I ♪
♪ So in love ♪
-Hi. -Hi.
-你最近好吗? -很好 -How you doing? -Fine.
我很高兴你过来了 I'm glad you came over
因为我想给你一张我的照片 'cause I have this picture of me that I wanted to give to you
那暑假的时候, 你就会记得打电话给我 so that you'll remember to call me over the summer.
我不知道, 今年暑假我会出去旅行 I don't know. I'm going to be traveling a lot this summer
所以我不确定... and I'm not sure...
有时间我会打给你 I'll give you a call sometime.
- 那太好了 -史黛西 -That'd be great. -Stacy!
你在全美汉堡店工作, 对吧 You worked at All American Burger.
七个月前 Seven months ago.
我就知道 I knew it.
你为什么不找工作? 史考利 Why don't you get a job, Spicoli?
找来干嘛? What for?
你需要钱 You need money.
我只需要很棒的浪潮 All I need are some tasty waves,
很酷的大麻, 我就很好 cool buzz and I'm fine.
谢了, 可不可以用你的厕所? Thanks. Can I use your bathroom?
好, 去用 Yeah, go ahead.
左边第一个门 It's the first door on the left.
楼梯上面? Like up this ramp?
左边第一个门 First door on the left.
拿钱, 快把钱拿出来, 快点 Money, and I want it now. Now!
-马上! -好的, 好的 -Now! -Okay. Okay.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
保险箱, 在甜甜圈后面 The safe! Behind the donuts!
我一直在注意这家店, 你别想骗我 I've been watching this place. I know what I'm doing.
-把它打开 -好 -Open it up. Open it up! - Okay.
快点 Come on! Come on!
我是新来的, 他们教过我步骤, 但是... I just started here. They just taught me the procedure and I...
让我想想 Let me figure it out.
笨蛋, 动作快点 Come on, shit head! Let's go!
不要催我, 王八蛋 Get off my case, motherfucker.
喂, 老兄, 没纸了 Hey, no towels, man.
我捉到你了, 你这个混蛋 I got you, you son of a bitch.
王八蛋 Oh, motherfucker!
你的接应跑了 There goes your ride home.
厉害, 实在厉害 Awesome! Totally awesome!
好耶! 汉莫顿 All right, Hamilton.
♪ ("GOODBYE, GOODBYE" PLAYING)
阿布汉莫顿: 六月十二日, 升职担任无敌便利店的经理
麦克狄蒙: 因贩卖奥兹奥斯朋的黄牛票被捕, 现今在7-Eleven工作
♪ Oh, I know something ♪
♪ About the ways of loving ♪
维格斯老师: 又改喝咖啡
♪ But I could tell you, baby ♪
♪ That something's wrong ♪
琳达布雷特: 就读河滨郡某大学, 现和她的反常心理学教授同居
♪ Look to the sky above and the mud below ♪
♪ Something's driving me crazy ♪
♪ Got to got to get away ♪
雷纳和史黛西: 展开一场热恋
♪ Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
目前还没有发生关系
♪ Without a doubt ♪
♪ I'm telling you I'm burned out ♪
韩德老师: 确信所有学生都抽大麻
♪ My tank is running on empty ♪
♪ For far too long I need fuel ♪
杰夫史考利: 救了溺水的布鲁克雪德丝
♪ 'Cause I'm getting so low ♪
拿全部的酬金请范海伦合唱团来表演庆生
♪ Nothing can you give me ♪
♪ Makes me feel ♪
♪ So bad ♪
♪ Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ I need fuel ♪
♪ Not the kind you give me ♪
♪ Makes me feel so bad ♪
♪ Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪
♪ I'm still around ♪
♪ Still around ♪
♪ It's getting kind of late ♪
♪ I'm gonna leave ♪
♪ Gonna leave ♪
♪ For a change of scenery ♪
♪ I'm going crazy ♪
♪ Going crazy ♪
♪ It's not the same ♪
♪ Since you've been around ♪
♪ I'm crazy ♪
♪ So crazy ♪
♪ You treat me like a dirty clown ♪
♪ You're always kicking my dog around ♪
♪ I never get nothing but constant abuse from you ♪
♪ You couldn't care less what I think or my point of view ♪
♪ You're always putting the make on my friends, giving them eyes ♪
♪ The dirty lies about me I'm through, it's the end of the line ♪
♪ Here's a ticket one way Cincinnati ♪
♪ I'm sending you home to your ma ♪
♪ And your daddy, so don't try to call me you'll only be wasting your time ♪
♪ Oh, I know something ♪
♪ About the ways of loving ♪
♪ And I tell you baby ♪
♪ That something's wrong ♪
♪ Look to the sky above and the mud below ♪
♪ Something drives me crazy ♪
♪ Got to got to get away ♪
♪ I need you but ♪
♪ Not your time Look at me ♪
♪ Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye goodbye, goodbye goodbye ♪
♪ Goodbye, goodbye ♪